getoffmybloghoe:

some of you need to deep throat a cactus 

sarcastics:

if you start kissing my neck there’s a 169% chance i’m going to rip your clothes off

yep. leads to amazing sex

when i’m married my partner and i will have:

  • morning sex
  • afternoon sex
  • dinner sex
  • after meal sex
  • i made pancakes sex
  • good morning sex
  • they kids are at school sex
  • shower sex
  • bored sex
  • make up sex
  • break up sex
  • monday sex
  • tuesday sex
  • wednesday sex
  • thursday sex
  • friday sex
  • saturday sex
  • monday sex
  • there is nothing on tv sex
  • i love you sex

(Source: joesphjonas)

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e-veninq:

Mbf me. <3

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